pretty positive I saw someone burying a body...
…. but I did 4 miles! but if I never post again, it’s because I knew too much
i’m bored but i’m not hungry (this is a first) so I guess I’m gonna go workout so I can get hungry?
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...– Charles Bukowski (via jasonszewczyk)
I’m an ambivert—more introverted than extroverted but with some extraordinarily...– I’m Daniel Pink, and This Is How I Work – LifeHacker goes inside Dan Pink’s day-to-day. Also see Pink on why ambiverts will win the future. For the curious, a previous How I Work with yours truly can be found here. (via explore-blog) I think this describes me exactly…”ambivert”… (via...
saferincages: shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿) shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠) shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿) shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺) shoutout to...
applying for a job as a secretary at a church should I mention in my cover letter that I follow the Church of Kanye West or no?
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
i made super delicious chocolate coconut pancakes that are like 300 calories and I’m going to North Carolina in two weeks :D i’ll post the recipe tomorrow!
”Black women been styling their natural hair for thousands of years but when we...– (via the-african-violet-speaks) !!! (via chokolatesoul) but they don’t wanna hear you though (via malanga-coco)
mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.” I wrote this: Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me. Love, Drew
MY FAVORITE FITBLR:
gingerlyfit go follow her, if you’re not already! she’s the greatestgreatestgreatest! formerly SamanthaSauraus plus she loves royalty, so if you’re a royal fan, she’s your girl but more people need to know the awesomeness that is my friend!
stfusexists: faineemae: queenofadodi: Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you...
bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?” Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding” bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence